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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 4
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn’t go.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
On Mardi Gras
You've got to take the bull between your teeth.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs
Communication
Misspokements
Opinion
Speech
I’ve gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
We have passed a lot of water since then.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
I’ll give you a definite maybe.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink
Misspokements
Coffee
Oxymorons
Yes, Frances [his wife] has the most beautiful hands in the world – and someday I’m going to have a bust made of them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Places
Hospital
Sickness
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Television
Oxymorons
The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Situations
Oxymorons
Include me out.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Television
Keep a stiff upper
chin.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Attitude
Lip
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