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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 3
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
Speech
Psychiatrist
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral was to make sure he was dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death
Insults
On Louis B. Mayer
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Television
I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Cost
Value
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Places
Hospital
Sickness
Yes, but keep copies.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When his secretary asked if she should destroy some old files
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
I’ll give you a definite maybe.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
Keep a stiff upper
chin.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Attitude
Lip
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
For your information, just answer me one question!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Indians
It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script. Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Intelligence
Misspokements
Speech
Thinking
Confusion
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
They stayed away in droves.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Audiences
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