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Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

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There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

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Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

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Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

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Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God

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Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

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Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

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Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

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God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

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Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

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When in doubt, faith it!

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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

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My way is the highway. – God

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It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

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Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

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Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

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There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

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Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

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The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

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Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

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