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Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Little Hope Baptist Church

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

You think it's hot here? – God