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Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

You think it's hot here? – God

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

Who’s Your Daddy?

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Teacher sin-service conference

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.