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Who’s Your Daddy?

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

When in doubt, faith it!

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit