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Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
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Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
Open Other End
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On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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On a children's Superman costume
Do not use for a baby wipe.
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On furniture wipes
Not intended for highway use.
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On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Do not use for personal hygiene.
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On a toilet brush
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
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Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
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On a parka
Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.
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On an can of insecticide
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
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Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Label on sports equipment
Warning: May contain small parts
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On a Frisbee package
For a limited time only.
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From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
Caution: Non-Flammable
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On a fire extinguisher
Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Sears hairdryer
This product not tested on animals.
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A New Zealand insect spray
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
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On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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Average Contents: 2
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On a Puma shoe box
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
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On a container of bread pudding
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
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On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
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