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Author: Label Page 2
Instructions: Put on food
Label
Signs
On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Label
Signs
On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
Label
Signs
Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.
Label
Signs
On the sides of a shipping carton just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
Label
Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Label
Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Label
Signs
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
For best results, remove cap.
Label
Signs
Nabisco Easy Cheese
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
Label
Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.
Label
Signs
On an can of insecticide
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
Label
Signs
On a container of bread pudding
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
May contain foam.
Label
Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
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