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Ignite lighter away from face.
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On a Bic ighter
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
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On a pair of lambskin gloves
Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado
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On a blanket from Taiwan
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
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On a can of air freshener
Caution: Non-Flammable
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On a fire extinguisher
Hand-polished…by machine
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On a box of toothpicks
Warning: Not for human consumption
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On tropical fish food
For lifting purposes only.
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Box for a car jack
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
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On a package of rat poison
Do not eat if seal is missing.
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On seal
Not for human consumption.
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On a package of dice
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
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On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
Product will be hot after heating.
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Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
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Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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On an infant's bathtub
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
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On a package of AA batteries
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
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INSIDE a carton
Fits One Head
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On a package containing a hotel shower cap
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