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Author: Label Page 4
Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.
Label
Signs
On the sides of a shipping carton just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a hair dryer
Do not peel label off.
Label
Signs
On a drink bottle label
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Label
Signs
From a curling iron
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
Label
Signs
Label on sports equipment
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Label
Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a jet ski
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Label
Signs
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
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Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
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Signs
Do not use orally.
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Signs
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
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Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
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Signs
On a heated seat cushion
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
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Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Label
Signs
On a coffee cup
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