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Author: Sign Page 2
Out of Date Medicine – $1.00
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Over a display of medicines including contraceptives
Watch Your Head
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On a roller coaster
No Loose Women
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On a shop window
Do not open this door when locked.
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On a gym door
Best Place To Take a Leak
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On a radiator repair garage
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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A billboard in Africa
Blind Drive on Right
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Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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On a septic service truck
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
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Outside a bar
Brief Moments
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Name of an English lingerie shop
Sleep with someone you know.
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Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
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World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
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Japanese whisky advertisement
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
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At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Walkin's Welcome
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At a nail salon
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
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THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
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SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
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Strip mall sign
Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset
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At the start of a mountain trail
ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
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