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Out of Date Medicine – $1.00

Watch Your Head

No Loose Women

Do not open this door when locked.

Best Place To Take a Leak

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

Blind Drive on Right

CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

Brief Moments

Sleep with someone you know.

This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk

World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

Walkin's Welcome

DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL

Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles