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CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders

W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.

Counter Fitters

SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL

Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

CAUTION – Tomatoes →

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98

No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea

This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk

Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

How To Repair Your VCR

ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

STIFF

Caution – No Warning Signs

We Really Know Our Stuff