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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

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Pleased to Meat You

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FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

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Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

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Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz

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Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

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Let us fill your crack!

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Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

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Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car

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Use the pill – don’t make a fetal mistake!

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No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

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Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢

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Caution – Wet Floor When Windy

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Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

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WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

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Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!

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Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure

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99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

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The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

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