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Author: Sign Page 2
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
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This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
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Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.
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At Saldanha Bay South Africa
Counter Fitters
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On a cabinetmaker’s truck
SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
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Strip mall sign
Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances
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On a poster for a TV psychic’s appearance
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
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Outside a church
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
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On a telephone pole
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
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Outside a carwash
No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea
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This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
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Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
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At a fitness center
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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At a hospital
How To Repair Your VCR
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The title of a how-to video tape
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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STIFF
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On a Tombstone
Caution – No Warning Signs
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Alongside a road
We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
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