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Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

BUY ONE, GET ONE

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

You're too good for him.

Counter Fitters

Walkin's Welcome

No Loitering or Prowling

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”

WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road

We Offer Pizza and Quiet.

Super G String Cheese

We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed