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Author: Sign Page 41
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
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At a massage parlor
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Across the back of a garbage truck
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
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At a dry cleaner shop
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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You're too good for him.
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In a woman’s restroom
Counter Fitters
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On a cabinetmaker’s truck
Walkin's Welcome
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At a nail salon
No Loitering or Prowling
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Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike
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Outside Buzz’s Bike Shop
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
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The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”
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At entrance to caves
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
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We Offer Pizza and Quiet.
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At a pizza shop
Super G String Cheese
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5 oz pkg $1.49
We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left
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Signs
On a desk in a reception room
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
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On a pole
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
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At a church
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
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No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
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