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Author: Sign Page 41
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
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Signs
At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down
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A handwritten sign posted beneath a Stop sign
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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At a convalescent home
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
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On a menu
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
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Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Outside a building
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
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Outside a church
Live Artificial Trees
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Outside a gift shop
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
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At a church
PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted
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Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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In a safari park
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Above a urinal
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
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At a restaurant
Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
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Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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At a church
Watts you see is watts you get.
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At an electric company
Parking for drive-through customers only.
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At a McDonald's in California
Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
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Signs
At a farmer's field
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