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Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

No Lifeguard on Duty

STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.

RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!

WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

A Flush Beats A Full House!

For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.

Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…

If you can't read or write, phone this number.

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.