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Author: Sign Page 42
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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Big Bone Lick State Park
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Kentucky
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
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Outside a secondhand shop
Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use
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Over a hole in a restroom wall
Brew ha!
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Name of a coffee shop
ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg
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Mental Health Prevention Center
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At a medical building
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Across the back of a garbage truck
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
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CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
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The Frying Scotsman
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Name of a restaurant
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
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On a little restaurant
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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In a Mexican elevator
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Outside a church
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
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Seen during a conference
Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention
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At a dry cleaners
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
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A billboard
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
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MOEVING SALE
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By a sidewalk
Reserved for plant manager.
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Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
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