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Author: Sign Page 42
Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.
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Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
No Lifeguard on Duty
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By an elevator
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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On a fence
Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship
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At a shop in Maine
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
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At a church
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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In a Mexican elevator
Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.
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In a cafe
RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
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Name of a hair salon
HAM – ½ – SANDWICH – 3
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Road sign in England
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
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On an exercise machine in front yard
WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…
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Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice
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On A road in Cyprus (translated)
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
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A Flush Beats A Full House!
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On a septic truck
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Label on gloves
Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…
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If you can't read or write, phone this number.
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In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.
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