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Author: Sign Page 42
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
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Inside a bowling alley
Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..
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Maryland
To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Outside a church
Closed for the holidays.
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At a Catholic Church during Christmas
Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
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We go out on a limb for you.
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At a tree surgeon’s truck
Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available
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WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Our Infamous Steaks
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At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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Fairhaven Honey Wagon
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Septic service truck
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
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On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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On a restroom hand dryer
No Smorking in Building
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Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation
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On a toilet tank
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
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At a church
Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances
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On a poster for a TV psychic’s appearance
BUS STOP – Buses Excepted
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We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
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On side of a garbage truck
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