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Author: Sign Page 43
Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
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Signs
In a toy department
OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
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Signs
Adjoining signs
No Sex Please
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Signs
On a building wall
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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Signs
By order of the District Council
Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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Signs
In a High School in NJ
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Signs
Alongside a road
Open dusk till dawn.
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Signs
At a playground
DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
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Signs
On an electrical tower
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
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Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing
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At a cemetery
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
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Signs
In England
You Can't Beat Our Meat!
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At a restaurant – now closed
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
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Entrance Only – Do Not Enter
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Please consume all food on premises.
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At a Souplantation restaurant
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Over a guest room bed
No Parking Above This Sign
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Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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At a flea market
WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…
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Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
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Signs
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