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Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win

We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

Wise guise

Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

Be Polite

Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out

Safety ladder, climb at own risk.

Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

The Optimist Club of Cape Fear

Watch Your Head

Coca-Cora

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

Out For a Quick Byte

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.

WARNING TO TOURISTS – Do Not Laugh At the Natives

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!