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THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

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Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
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Just like my ex.

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Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

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Dye Now!

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Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

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You're too good for him.

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Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.

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HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD

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Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

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Strictly no climbing picnics

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Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

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Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

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My way is the highway. – God

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PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

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Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

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Men – Ladies – Employees Only

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Dead End – Employee Parking

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NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

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New Fecal Matter Cakes

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FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

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Buoys and Gulls.

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