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Author: Sign Page 43
Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
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Outside a secondhand shop
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
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Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
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A public park no skateboarding sign
Wise guise
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On shelves of camouflage apparel
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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In a bus
Be Polite
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A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
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In a laundromat
Safety ladder, climb at own risk.
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On a dock in Juneau AK
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
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In front of funeral home
The Optimist Club of Cape Fear
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Watch Your Head
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On a roller coaster
Coca-Cora
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On a soft drink display in China
Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
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On a Mobil© station pump
Out For a Quick Byte
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On door of a computer store
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
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At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.
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On a storage building in Berkeley CA
WARNING TO TOURISTS – Do Not Laugh At the Natives
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Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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In a Mexican elevator
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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