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Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

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Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

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Yelling Dental Clinic

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Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight

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PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

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Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

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This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address

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Unfiltered Drinking Water

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Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances

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Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

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NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY

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Keep your wait under control – take a number.

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B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished

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That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down

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This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

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No Lifeguard on Duty

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Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

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WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

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Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

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Stay in school and be up to know-good

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Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

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