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Please Go Away!

This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

Homescholers for Perry

Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.

BUY ONE, GET ONE

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

Somewhat Disabled

NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

THIS IS NOT A BIN

Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."