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Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

Bea’s Ho-Made Products

“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”

NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

DEAD END

Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09

UFO UNIVERSITY

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL