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Author: Sign Page 44
Please Go Away!
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Signs
In window of a travel agency
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
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Signs
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Homescholers for Perry
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Signs
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
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At a photography shop
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
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Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.
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Signs
On a storage building in Berkeley CA
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
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Signs
In a cafeteria
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.
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Signs
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
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Outside a church
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
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Signs
Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
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FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
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Signs
Somewhat Disabled
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Signs
At parking space
NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.
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Signs
On a city telephone pole
THIS IS NOT A BIN
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Signs
On a bin
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
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Signs
In England
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Signs
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
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Signs
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Signs
At a church
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