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Author: Sign Page 45
Belt your family. It's the law.
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Signs
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce a new seat belt law
Open dusk till dawn.
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At a playground
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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On an ice machine
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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DEAD END
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On road at a cemetery
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
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Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
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Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
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On a front door
HIGH PRICES!!
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A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting
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Caution – No Warning Signs
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Alongside a road
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.
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Seen outside a store
Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
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Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
Blackened Bluefish
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On the menu of a restaurant
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
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Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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On a septic service truck
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
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On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
Dew It Yourself
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For lawn sprinkler system
⬅ Trips to the Moon
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Alongside a road
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
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