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Author: Sign Page 45
Edifice Wrecks
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Signs
At a demolition company
Lunch now being poured.
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Signs
At a bar
NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
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Signs
On a traffic light
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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Signs
On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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Signs
At a farm equipment dealership
For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
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Signs
OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!
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Signs
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
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Signs
Last line added underneath
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
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Signs
From a menu
Just a shade better.
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Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
Eat Here and Get Gas
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Signs
At restaurant/gas station
PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
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– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
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Signs
Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
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Men – Ladies – Employees Only
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Signs
On a restroom door
Free rose for mother with gas.
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Signs
A Mother’s Day gas station sign
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
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Signs
Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
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Signs
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Signs
Brew ha!
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Signs
Name of a coffee shop
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