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Edifice Wrecks

Lunch now being poured.

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.

Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

Just a shade better.

Eat Here and Get Gas

PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

Men – Ladies – Employees Only

Free rose for mother with gas.

Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Brew ha!