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Author: Sign Page 45
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
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Signs
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
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Signs
On side of a garbage truck
Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
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Signs
In a restroom
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
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Signs
Thai Me Up
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Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
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Signs
Push, Push, Push.
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Signs
On maternity room door
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
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Signs
On a pole
Pleased to Meat You
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Signs
On butcher's window
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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Signs
At a church
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
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Signs
From a menu
Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
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Signs
At a Kentucky appliance store
Brew ha!
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Signs
Name of a coffee shop
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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Signs
On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
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Signs
Outside a bar
Sign Not In Use
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Signs
Road sign
Music Score: Beethoven 7, Bach 3
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Signs
On an orchestra leader’s office door
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
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Outside a hotel
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
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Outside an amusement park ride
Big Bone Lick State Park
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Signs
Kentucky
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