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Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

Thai Me Up

DEAD END • NO U TURN

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

No Parking Above This Sign

Be Polite

Street Terminates 00 Feet

Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

Do not use while sleeping.

Do not open this door when locked.

This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls