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Author: Sign Page 6
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
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Signs
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
TUAT Swimming Team
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Signs
On a uniform in Japan
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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Signs
On a proctologist’s door
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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Signs
On the door of a store
Our Infamous Steaks
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Signs
At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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Signs
In a bus
Time Wounds All Heels
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Signs
In a podiatrist's window
How To Repair Your VCR
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Signs
The title of a how-to video tape
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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Signs
At a church
Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!
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Signs
A billboard
Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them
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Signs
At a donut shop
Please Use Middle Door
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Posted on the left of two doors
NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed
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Signs
In Madison Wisconsin
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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Signs
Power to the People.
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Signs
At an electric company
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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Signs
An energy conservation sign
No muff too tough for us!
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Signs
At a muffler shop
Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
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Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
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Signs
Outside a church
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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Signs
At a lake
Made In China
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Signs
Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
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