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Author: Sign Page 6
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home
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Signs
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
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Signs
On a pole
Thai Me Up
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Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
DEAD END • NO U TURN
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Signs
Adjoining road signs
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
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No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please
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Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
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Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
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On a food wrapper
No Parking Above This Sign
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Be Polite
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A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
Street Terminates 00 Feet
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Signs
On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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Signs
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Over a guest room bed
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
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From a menu
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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At a zoo
“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
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At a motel
Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
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Signs
On a Mobil© station pump
Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Myer hairdryer
Do not open this door when locked.
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On a gym door
This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
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Signs
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
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Signs
On a golf course
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