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Author: Sign Page 6
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
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Signs
On the door of a restaurant
Watts you see is watts you get.
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At an electric company
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
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At a fitness center
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
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Feats of Clay
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A pottery shop
Diesel Fried Chicken
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At a truck stop
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
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On a little restaurant
When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
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At a funeral home
Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
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At a church
Crap – .79/lb.
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In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
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Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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On a fence
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
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At a park
To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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Yelling Dental Clinic
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NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.
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NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up
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Translations
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Notice in health food shop window
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
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At the side of a Sussex England road
No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic
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Adjoining signs
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