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We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

Watts you see is watts you get.

Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort

Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

Feats of Clay

Diesel Fried Chicken

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Crap – .79/lb.

Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

Yelling Dental Clinic

NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.

NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic