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This Is a Mental Institution.

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container

No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

Dildo

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins

The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste

We Dispense With Accuracy

Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

Do Not Use This Urinal

Get A Brain! Morans

ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

Pickens Nose Trail