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Author: Sign Page 8
This Is a Mental Institution.
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Signs
At a school
Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
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Signs
Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice
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On A road in Cyprus (translated)
We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container
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Signs
At a gas station
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
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On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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Signs
A billboard in Africa
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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Signs
At a church
Dildo
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Signs
Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
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At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins
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The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste
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We Dispense With Accuracy
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In a New York drugstore
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
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In the window of an Oregon store
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
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Outside a bar
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Get A Brain! Morans
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Man carrying a protest sign
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…
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Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Pickens Nose Trail
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