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Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage

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Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

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BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

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CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

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Counter Fitters

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Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.

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Caution – Wet Floor When Windy

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We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

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Closed Due To Illness

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Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice

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If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.

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Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

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Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

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We make mouse calls.

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get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less

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Why Don't You Just Go Away!

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Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

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No Children Allowed

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NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money

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Kids With Gas Eat Free!

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Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

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