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Author: Sign Page 8
Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
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Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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At a church
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
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OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
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On an information office door
Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
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At a zoo
We Haul American Made Products
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Bill's Septic Cleaning
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
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A billboard
CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
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Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
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You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
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Along road at Florida border
Do Not Stand On the Turtle
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Near a zoo turtle statue
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
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From a menu
Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
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Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
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Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
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When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
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At a funeral home
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.
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Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset
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At the start of a mountain trail
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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