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Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

We Haul American Made Products

Don't Make Me Come Down There – God

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

Do Not Stand On the Turtle

Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here

Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset

BUY ONE, GET ONE