Keyword: Airlines

New Compensation Rules for Late Flights Delayed by a Year

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The saying “Getting there is half the fun” became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.


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The rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

(1932 – ) American political satirist & comedian
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Airline steaks are done when they say they are done.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

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The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.

(1983 – ) American comedian
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As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

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Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist
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Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

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