Keyword: Atheists

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

Beliefs God Sex

I’m an Atheist… thank God.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Beliefs God Religion Wordplay

Gods like to see an atheist around… gives them something to aim at.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Beliefs God

There are no atheists in foxholes.

(1828-1882) English poet, illustrator, painter & translator
Beliefs God

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame – Southern Methodist University game and doesn’t care who wins.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Football Sports

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host
Beliefs Characteristics Religion

What do atheists scream when they come?

(1961 – 1994) comedian
Sex

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

(1895 – 1979) American archbishop of the Catholic Church
Beliefs Definitions Religion