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Keyword: Bad

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Country expression
Miscellaneous A dislike for someone Bad Other expressions

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Anonymous
Characteristics Expressions Bad Mean

Like a polecat at a camp meeting

Country expression
Miscellaneous Bad Other expressions Unwanted Unwelcome

What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Bad Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin Other expressions

That man ain't got the decency to die.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Bad Meanness Other expressions

Well, you’ve got to take the bitter with the better.

Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Life Bad Good

He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Bad Other expressions Worthless

Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil

Country expression
Miscellaneous Bad Mean Other expressions

Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Bad Meanness Other expressions













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