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Keyword: Credit

If anything goes bad, I did it… if anything goes semi-good, we did it… if anything goes really good, then you did it; that's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.

Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
People Situations Success Work Cooperation Credit

No man's credit is as good as his money.

Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Money People Credit

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Politics Success Credit

The one who does the least work will get the most credit.

Shapiro's Law of Reward
Murphy’s Laws Work Credit

After five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.

Rich Vos
(1957 – ) American comedian
Divorce Marriage Credit

Credit: A commodity that becomes better the less it is used.

Anonymous
Definitions Credit

Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.

Roger’s Rule
Failure Murphy’s Laws Success Approval Blame Credit

It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

Harry Truman
(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Success Work Accomplishments Credit













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