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Keyword:
Decisions
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Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Third Law of Decision Making
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Benefits
Decisions
Organization
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Choices
Decisions
Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are
made
by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Fifth Law of Decision Making
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Brooks Atkinson
(1894 – 1984) theatre critic
Government
Bureaucrats
Decisions
Responsibility
Conference: An organized way of postponing a decision.
Anonymous
Definitions
Conference
Decisions
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, OK, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
Richard Jeni
(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Intelligence
People
Women
Decisions
Tattoos
The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.
Dr. Samuelson's Reflection
Murphy’s Laws
Committee
Decisions
Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision.
Marilyn Monroe
(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Intelligence
Decisions
In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Decisions
In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst possible course.
Rudin's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Choice
Decisions
Any decision is better than no decision.
Second Law Of Decision Making
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.
Pfeifer's Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
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