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Keyword: Devil

There were many reasons we broke up; there was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

Adam Ferrara
American actor & comedian
Beliefs Girlfriends Relationships Religion Catholicism Devil

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
People Situations Devil Neighbors

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Beliefs Honesty Lies Devil

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.

H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Beliefs Failure God Success Devil

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God has written all the books.

Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Beliefs Books God Devil

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

Jonathan Winters
(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Beliefs God Devil

Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.

Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
Conflict Killing Life People Time Devil Loved one Toughest time in life













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