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Keyword: Employment

Confusion creates jobs.

Hoffstedt's Employment Principle
Murphy’s Laws Work Confusion Employment

If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.

Marguerite Emmons

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School Employment Qualifications

And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine; and when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Employment

The three toughest jobs in the world are: President of the United States, mayor of New York, and head football coach at Notre Dame.

'Beano' Cook
(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Government Occupations Work Employment

An enterprise employing more than 1000 people becomes a self-perpetuating empire, creating so much internal work that it no longer needs any contact with the outside world.

Parkinson's Law of 1000
Murphy’s Laws Bureaucracy Employment













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