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Keyword: Eternity

Cricket is a game which the British, not being a spiritual people, had to invent in order to have some concept of eternity.

Stormont Mancroft
British politician
People Sports Time Cricket Eternity Morant was courtmartialed and executed by the British – charged with killing Boer prisoners.

Eternity's a terrible thought… I mean, where's it all going to end?

Tom Stoppard
(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Time Eternity

Time: The arbitrary division of eternity.

Anonymous
Definitions Time Eternity

The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
England People Places Sports Time Cricket Eternity

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Time Eternity

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Unknown
Time Aerobics Eternity Exercise













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