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Keyword: Expert

Expert: A person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

Anonymous
Definitions Expert

Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Occupations People Expert

Expert: A man who is seldom in doubt, but often in error.

Anonymous
Definitions Expert

Expert: Any person who has tried and failed – and can tell you why.

Anonymous
Definitions Expert

Expert: A person who knows enough to complicate simple matters.

Anonymous
Definitions Expert

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Weinberg's Corollary
Failure Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Expert

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence Things Economist Expert Predictions Tomorrow

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Ryan's Law
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Situations Expert Guessing













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