Quotes and One Liners

humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more

  • Home
  • About
  • Categories

    • Activities
    • Age
    • Animals
    • Appearance
    • Beliefs
    • Characteristics
    • Communication
    • Conflict
    • Death
    • Education
    • Emotions
    • Entertainment
    • Family
    • Food/Drink
    • Government
    • Health
    • Intelligence
    • Life
    • Marriage
    • Miscellaneous
    • Money
    • People
    • Places
    • Problems
    • Relationships
    • Science/Weather
    • Sex
    • Situations
    • Sports
    • Success
    • Things
    • Time
    • Work
  • Additional Categories

    • Book Titles
    • Confucius say
    • Definitions
    • Epitaphs
    • Exaggerations
    • Expressions
    • Hollywood Squares
    • Insults
    • Last Words
    • Murphy's Laws
    • Place Names
    • Proverbs
    • Reviews/Criticism
    • Song Titles
    • Tom Swifties
    • TV/Movie Quotes
  • Oops...

    • Bushisms
    • Church Bulletins
    • Classified Ads
    • Colemanballs
    • Headlines
    • Malaprops
    • Misspokements
    • Signs
    • Translations
    • Yogi-isms
  • Some Popular Authors

    • Abraham Lincoln
    • Alfred E. Neuman
    • Ambrose Bierce
    • Benjamin Franklin
    • Dave Barry
    • Demetri Martin
    • Dorothy Parker
    • Emo Phillips
    • George Carlin
    • Groucho Marx
    • H.L. Mencken
    • Homer Simpson
    • Jeff Foxworthy
    • Jimmy Carr
    • Joan Rivers
    • Mae West
    • Mark Twain
    • Mitch Hedberg
    • Oscar Wilde
    • Phyllis Diller
    • Richard Lewis
    • Rita Rudner
    • Rodney Dangerfield
    • Steven Wright
    • Stewart Francis
    • W.C. Fields
    • Will Rogers
    • Woody Allen
  • View All Authors

Keyword: Germany

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean, but that couldn't happen again; we taught them a lesson in 1918 and they've hardly bothered us since then.

Tom Lehrer
(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Places Germany

Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Health Insults Places Germany

You know I'm the only Iraqi comedian… yeah true… at least that makes us three more than Germany.

Omid Djalili
(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment Occupations People Places Work Comedians Germany Iraq

Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.

Anonymous
England France Germany Hell

It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs.

Dylan Moran
(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Communication Places Speech Germany On the German language

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that its against the law.

Alex Levine
Crime Place Names Germany

Collectable Spoons of the 3rd Reich

James Yannes
Book Titles Places Germany Spoons













Copyright © Just-One-Liners.com