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Keyword: Greed

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

Reg Gutteridge
English boxing journalist & commentator
Money Places Sports Greed Las Vegas

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

Red Smith
(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Baseball Money Sports Greed

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Taxes Greed Tariff

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Greed Never satisfied Other expressions

I think greed is a terrible thing unless you are in on the ground floor.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms Greed

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Greed Never content Other expressions

Everybody wants a piece of the cake, but my cake has no slices.

Ingemar Johansson
Swedish boxing champion
Boxing Sports Greed

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

Reg Gutteridge
English boxing journalist & commentator
Boxing Money Sports Wordplay Greed

Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.

O. Henry
William Sydney Porter (1862 – 1910) American writer
Money Greed













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