Keyword: Humor (Page 2)

Mr. Schuster: I didn’t know Orientals had a sense of humor.

Yemana: Are you kidding? We invented gunpowder.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

He’d make a cat laugh.

Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down… or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

… when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humor, the writing is on the wall.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor