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Keyword: Ice

Hello?… room service… bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.

‘Chico’ Marx
(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes As Harry Binelli in “Room Service” Ice

I'm an ice sculptor – last night I made a cube… this morning I made 12

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Things Ice

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Communication Language Hot water Ice Skating

I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was… an Arctic region covered with ice.

Steve Martin
(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
America Places Arctic Ice Ronald Reagan

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Accidents Entertainment Problems Ice

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Alcohol Things Glass Ice Jogging

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Ice Skate

Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes As Professor Wagstaff in “Horse Feathers” Ice













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