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Keyword: Impossible

Impossible: What nobody can do until somebody does it.

Anonymous
Definitions Impossible Possibilities

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Murphy's Fourth Corollary
Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Genious Impossible

Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics Emotions Happiness Impossible Sanity

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Weiler's Law
Murphy’s Laws People A. H. Weiler Impossible

Nothing is impossible; some things are just less likely than others.

Jonathan Winters
(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Situations Achievement Impossible

Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster

Country expression
Miscellaneous Impossible Other expressions Unfeasible

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O® to a tree.

John Candy
(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
Situations Impossible

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

Stockmayer's Theorem
Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Situations Difficult Impossible













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