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Keyword: Kiss

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

Kristen Schaal
(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
Miscellaneous Kiss

Kiss: A course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of conversation when words are superfluous.

Oliver Herford
(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
Definitions Kiss

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her.

Helen Rowland
(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Men People Women Kiss

Kiss: A course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

Anonymous
Definitions Kiss

Kiss: What the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man buys.

Anonymous
Definitions Kiss

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Ingrid Bergman

Communication Speech Kiss

I’d like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Miscellaneous Kiss













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