Keyword: Libraries

I came from a real tough neighborhood; in the library the sign says “Shut the f**k up!”

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Places

If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached.

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Education School

The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Books Communication Reviews/Criticism

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library

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