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Keyword: Maps

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

A Murphy's Military Law
Military Murphy’s Laws Maps

I have a map of the United States… actual size.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
America Places Things Maps

A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.

Grandma Soderquist's Second Observation
Murphy’s Laws Maps

Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

Slim’s Law
Military Murphy’s Laws Field Marshal Viscount Slim Maps

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house – then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to; but first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so that it will not fall off the wall.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations Maps

Men can read maps better than women… cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

Roseanne Barr
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Men People Women Maps Size

Maps: The shorthand of geography.

Anonymous
Definitions Maps

A place you want to get to is always just off the edge of the map you happen to have handy.

Parson's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws Things Maps













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