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Keyword: Noise

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics People Situations Neighbors Noise Party Tolerance

You're makin more racket than an empty wagon on a froze-over road.

Buddy Ebsen
(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” Noise

The crowd noise has gone up several octaves since the beginning of the game!

An unknown sportscaste
Misspokements Sports Noise

Fish are always eating other fish; if fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals Fish Noise Oceans

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

Christopher Morley
(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
Communication Criticism Critics Noise Railroad crossings

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Earphones Noise

Noise: Earitation.

Anonymous
Definitions Noise













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