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Keyword: Orgasm

She said that after we had intercourse, I gave her an anti-climax.

Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Sex Climax Orgasm

I would love the ability to give someone an orgasm just by touching them.

Russell Howard
(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
Sex Orgasm

Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

Iliza Shlesinger
(1983 – ) American comedian
Emotions Laughter Sex Orgasm

What does an atheist say during an orgasm?

Bob Zany
(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Beliefs Religion Sex Athiests Orgasm

If I have an orgasm, I feel that I have to give six weeks of community service to various charities.

Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Sex Guilt Orgasm

Orgasm: The punchline some women just don’t get, generally because their mates have a tendency to rush through the joke.

Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Sex Orgasm

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

Anonymous
Beliefs Religion Sex Atheism Orgasm

By the way, I faked every orgasm!

Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun” Orgasm













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