Keyword: Orgasm

What does an atheist say during an orgasm?

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
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I would love the ability to give someone an orgasm just by touching them.

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
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The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

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By the way, I faked every orgasm!

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
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Orgasm: The punchline some women just don’t get, generally because their mates have a tendency to rush through the joke.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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She said that after we had intercourse, I gave her an anti-climax.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

(1983 – ) American comedian
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If I have an orgasm, I feel that I have to give six weeks of community service to various charities.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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