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He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
Other expressions
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Have no axe to grind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
Other expressions
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
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