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We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better get started
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
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