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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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