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Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Eyes
Other expressions
It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
Other expressions
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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