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Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wishes
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
Other expressions
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
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