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Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
What in the Sam Hill are you doing?
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A mild oath
Other expressions
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Well, hush my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Surprised and unprepared
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