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He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
Other expressions
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
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