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Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stop arguing and do as you're told
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
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