Keyword: Paper

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Murphy’s Laws

The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.

(1938 – ) U.S. governor (California) & politician
Murphy’s Laws Work

I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Conflict Crime

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Murphy’s Laws Things