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Keyword: Passover

Oscar night at my house is called Passover.

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Communication Wordplay Oscars Passover

The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.

Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Beliefs New York City Places Religion Jews Passover

The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.

Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Food/Drink New York City Places Jews Passover

During Passover, the angel of death passed over the Jews – an event that, up until the late 1950s, was re-enacted every year by Ivy League colleges and suburban country clubs.

Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Beliefs Religion Angel of Death Jews Passover













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