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Keyword: Patients

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Books Communication Health Reading/Writing Hospitals Patients

Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.

Stettner's Law for Surgeons
Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws Problems Patients

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.

Don Herold
(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Doctors Health Patients

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Health Hospital Patients

As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax… you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."

Dick Wilson
Animals Doctors Health Patients Veterinarian

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Doctors Health Patients













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