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Keyword: Poker

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Anonymous
Activities Games Situations Card tricks Poker

Poker? Is that the game where one receives five cards, and if there’s two alike that’s pretty good, but if there’s three alike that’s much better?

W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes As Augustus Winterbottom in “Tillie and Gus” Poker

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

Moms Mabley
(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Activities Games Life Betting Poker

[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Activities Communication Games Advertising Poker

Cardiology: The study of poker playing.

Anonymous
Activities Definitions Cardiology Poker

The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

Walter Matthau
(1920 – 2000) American actor
Activities Games Capitalism Poker

Man is the only animal that plays poker.

Don Herold
(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Activities Animals People Poker













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