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Keyword: Poker

Poker? Is that the game where one receives five cards, and if there’s two alike that’s pretty good, but if there’s three alike that’s much better?

W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes As Augustus Winterbottom in “Tillie and Gus” Poker

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

Moms Mabley
(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Activities Games Life Betting Poker

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Anonymous
Activities Games Situations Card tricks Poker

[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Activities Communication Games Advertising Poker

The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

Walter Matthau
(1920 – 2000) American actor
Activities Games Capitalism Poker

Cardiology: The study of poker playing.

Anonymous
Activities Definitions Cardiology Poker

Man is the only animal that plays poker.

Don Herold
(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Activities Animals People Poker













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