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Keyword: Pollution

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Pollution

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Robert Orben
(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Science/Weather Situations Lungs Pollution

Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
America Places Parting words to world leaders Pollution

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Proverb
Miscellaneous Proverbs Pollution Smoke

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech Environment Pollution













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