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Keyword: Public Speaking

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Death TV/Movie Quotes As Jerry in “Seinfeld” Public Speaking

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

George Jessel
(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer
Communication Speech Time Brains Public Speaking

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

Homer Simpson
cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes Public Speaking

A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.

Louis Nizer
(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author
Communication Speech Public Speaking

Public speaking is very easy.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Communication Speech Public Speaking

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Communication Speech Public Speaking Vocabulary

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Batts Second Law
Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech Al Batt Public Speaking













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