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Keyword: Smile

Smile, it enhances your face value.

Dolly Parton
(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes As Truvy in “Steel Magnolias” Smile

Smile: To expose a portion of one’s skeleton as a gesture of goodwill toward a fellow human.

Anonymous
Definitions Smile

My daddy always said that a man who walks around with a smile on his face all the time can’t possibly know what's going on.

Fred Thompson
U.S. Senator (1942 – 2015) U.S. senator (Tennessee) & actor
Emotions Intelligence Smile

This weekend I pulled a muscle in my cheeks trying to smile.

Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Health Smile

I smile so seldom that I wonder at Arlene Francis, who smiles persistently… like the Sorcerer's Apprentice, once she turns it on can she turn it off?

Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
People Reviews/Criticism Arlene Francis Smile

This weekend I pulled a muscle in my cheeks trying to smile.

Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Smile

Smile: To expose a portion of one’s skeleton as a gesture of goodwill toward a fellow human.

Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Smile













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