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Keyword: Stress

The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.

Brad Faxon
American professional golfer
Golf Sports Stress

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

Scott Adams
(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Body Characteristics Money Work Overtime Stress

My shrink told me that my happiness was stress related.

Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Happiness Self Stress

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Death Reality Stress

Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Emotions Language Stress

Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie.

David Mamet
(1947 – ) American playwright, screenwriter & film director
Emotions Food/Drink Pie Stress













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