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Keyword: Suffering

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Alcohol Emotions Food/Drink Academy Awards Suffering

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Robert Orben
(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Situations Taxes Back Debt Suffering

We learn so many things from golf – how to suffer, for instance.

Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Golf Sports Suffering

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Emotions Entertainment Film Audiences Suffering

Ladies and gentlemen, I've suffered for my music… now it's your turn.

Neil Innes
(1944 – ) English actor, musician & comic writer
Entertainment Music Suffering

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions Suffering

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty… he has suffered longer.

Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Age Characteristics Men People Suffering

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Life Time Loneliness Suffering













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