Keyword: Tennis

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
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He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
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I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player
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Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player
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They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
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All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

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I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
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Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator
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The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator
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I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player
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All women tennis players should go on their knees in thankfulness to Suzanne Lenglen for delivering them from the tyranny of corsets.

American professional tennis player
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She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

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It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player
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The only thing I've noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
Sports

These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
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I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
Sports

Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

Sports

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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