Keyword: Tennis

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
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I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player
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That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player
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It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player
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He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
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Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player
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I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
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I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
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She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

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My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player
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It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player
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I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player
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The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator
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Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player
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Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator
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My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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