Keyword: Tennis

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player

It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player

I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player

The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator

Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player

Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian