Keyword: Tennis

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
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I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
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Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

Definitions Sports

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player
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I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
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A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
Dating Relationships Sports

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


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They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player
Boxing Sports

The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator
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If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player
Body Sports

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions Love Marriage Sports

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player
Sex Sports

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
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Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
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