Keyword: Theft

Plagiarize: To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

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My father was stupid; he worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Family Fathers Intelligence Situations Stupidity

Kleptomaniac: A person who helps himself because he can't help himself.

(1915 – 1994) American actor
Conflict Crime

It's always darkest before dawn… so if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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