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Keyword: Theory

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice… but, in practice, there is.

Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
(1953 – 1994) Dutch computer scientist & educator
Science/Weather Theory

Well, evolution’s just a “theory;”  and, I’m thinking to myself, ‘Well, thank goodness gravity’s a law.'

Marc Maron
(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian
Science/Weather Evolution Gravity Theory

Theory: A hunch with a college education.

Anonymous
Definitions Hunch Theory

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Beliefs Facts As Sheldon Cooper in “The Big Bang Theory” Theory

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms Practice Theory

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Beiser’s Brass Tack
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Facts Theory













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