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Keyword: Vacations

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another week when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

Luten's Law
Murphy’s Laws Work Productivity Vacations

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

George Ade
(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist
Places Time Europe Vacations

When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.

Stitzer's Vacation Principle
Clothing Money Murphy’s Laws Vacations

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Robert Orben
(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Activities Vacations

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.

Marcelene Cox
writer
Activities Family Mothers Vacations

A family vacation is when you go away with the people you need to get away from.

Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Activities Relationships Vacations

I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday; I’ll tell you what… never again.

Tim Vine
(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Activities Time Vacations













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